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this blog is no longer functioning, much like my brain since i was twelve

receiver of a 2011 kaitlyn "sexycarlsagan" wernik blogger of the year award for excellence in humor and entertainment!

Alright I’ve remade like a dummy again

I’ll post the link later on I guess. Starting to follow people now

2:07 am

Tumblr presents a new web browser that closes all your tabs and deletes all your browsing data if you open too many tabs. Fucking brilliant

12:38 am  1 note

Former Tumblr web developer reveals new pet project: a new water bottle cap that automatically unscrews itself completely if you screw it too tight

David Karp happily donates $1 to its Kickstarter and sits back in his office chair smiling

12:35 am  1 note

YO THAT TUMBLR TAG BOUNCEBACK YOU GET WHEN YOU MOVE PAST THE END OF THE TAGS IS REALLY ANNOYING TOO THAT’S SO UNNECESSARY

12:31 am  2 notes

[sits down criss-cross to listen to Queens of the Stone Age talk about Phoenix]

[mark zuckerberg leans down to whisper in my ear “you’re welcome”]

12:30 am  1 note

I missed like a week of classes for math and the exam’s tomorrow and I’m not even looking over what I missed one bit so I don’t know what I’ll do

All the concepts are what I’ve learned already but I learned them two years ago and the entire exam is made up of word problepbbtbttbbpbp

12:27 am  1 note

I honestly already have a tracklist for a potential volume 2 for the EP and if I do decide to make it I’ll be building it around those names

Real serious about tracklists looking nice

12:23 am

I really hate that new Facebook thing where a page you’ve never even encountered is shown saying that’s it’s talking about something you’ve liked

image

It’s not even the right Phoenix this is so annoying

12:22 am  3 notes

12:20 am  40 notes

(via unusualyoung)

andrewkodama:
“my street
”

12:15 am  10 notes

andrewkodama:

my street

quoms:

jay leno calling someone on the phone to tell them how hard he’s going to fuck them. it doesn’t matter if it’s phone sex or threats over potential show cancellation because he’s using the exact same tone of voice

(Source: quoms-190514, via kindlesongarchive2-deactivated2)

11:30 pm  79 notes

10:58 pm  17 notes

(Source: quoms-190514)

girl in bed: yes fuck me harder daddy
me internally: what the hell uhm okay how do i follow this up
me: you....you're grounded?
girl: yes yes im grounded yes im a bad girl daddy very bad girl
me internally: raw
me: raw

10:55 pm  6,122 notes

I have to fix my mom’s laptop right now and download the right drivers but fucking Dell won’t let me download things without their download manager and it’s ONLY COMPATIBLE WITH INTERNET EXPLORER

Dell is permanently stuck in the tech world of 2005

10:19 pm  2 notes

9:52 pm  263,607 notes

(Source: heartless, via ghostkid)

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